Pip and Txuxi

[Chayesh]

Txuxi looks at you.

Pip jabbers ''Ello..'

You gasp in astonishment.

Txuxi says 'Little gnome...'

Pip jabbers 'Ou's got yellow eyes!?'

Txuxi smirks.

Pip jabbers 'An 'oure a drow..?'

The viewhole on Txuxi's helmet becomes clouded by their breath.

Txuxi says 'Yes!'

Pip blinks and steps a bit closer.

Pip huffs hurriedly - 'That doesn't make any sense!'

Kyantok has entered the realms.

Txuxi says 'To you maybe.'

Pip jabbers 'Drow's got lioke...umm...green eyes. And red in tha dark.'

Txuxi says 'You say im not a drow?'

Pip jabbers 'Nu-huh...they dun 'ave yellow eyes....'ou must be special..'

Kyantok looks at you.

Kyantok smiles happily.

Pip jabbers 'Either 'ou're weird, lioke sumthings wrong...or yea..you're not a drow.'

Pip huffs hurriedly - ''Ou must be just pretendin' ta be a drow!'

Txuxi says 'Call me special again, and I will give you a special treatment!'

Pip jabbers 'Special!'

Txuxi looks really mad..

Pip jabbers 'Special special....special?'

Maros walks in.

The Central Commons

You stand amid the Central Commons of Rheydin, the main

gatheriner place in this city. A large fountain has been built here,

feeding the water needs of the Rheydin citizens. Here, an inter-

section divides Saint Orealt Avenue and Saint Andres Street, the

main roads in Rheydin.

[Exits: north east south west]

An army Staging Camp has been built here.

The Grey Banner of the city of Rheydin stands tall here.

The official Tribunal Roll Call has been posted here.

A massive marble fountain bubbles forth with water here.

Maros the Acolyte of Bronze is here.

Kyantok the Doomblade is here.

Txuxi the Avatar of Supremity is here.

The Town Crier stands here ready to give directions.

Txuxi says 'Pip.'

Maros looks at you.

Txuxi says 'Shut up.'

Pip jabbers 'Owh 'ou know my name?!'

Txuxi says 'Or I will fry you.'

Pip huffs hurriedly - 'Oh mah! 'Ou're not a drow...an 'ou know meh name!'

Maros walks west.

Txuxi grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...

.

Pip rubs at his eyes, trying hard to see through the imposter's disguise.

You look at Txuxi.

Txuxi says 'You dont want me to get mad, Pip!'

Pip jabbers 'Hrmm...owh do 'ou know meh name?'

Txuxi says 'I know a lot.'

Pip jabbers 'Really now...oi' ne're told ya..'

Txuxi says 'Dont underestimate a drow.'

You would be throwing your life away.

Txuxi grins at you evilly.

Txuxi is larger then you.

Txuxi says 'Ever!'

Txuxi smirks.

Pip jabbers 'Well why not?'

Txuxi says 'Because you might beome barbacue then.'

Pip jabbers 'Do all drow eat gnomer's fer barb-e-que...?'

The viewhole on Txuxi's helmet becomes clouded by their breath.

Txuxi says 'I wont eat your fat flesh.'

Txuxi says 'But I would be happy to fry you.'

Pip jabbers 'Well oi' dun think 'ou're a drow with yeller eyes.'

Pip jabbers 'Oi' ne're heard'o it.'

Txuxi gets a mad look on his face.

Pip jabbers 'So why're 'ou up 'ere under the frying sun?'

Pip jabbers 'Dun 'ou wanna be in the Underdark?'

Pip jabbers 'With all the other drow? Or did they kick'ya out cause 'ou's got yeller eyes?'

Txuxi says 'Since I got yellow eyes, why cant I be in the sun also?'

The sun rises in the east.

Txuxi slaps you stingingly.

Pip wiggles his nose and moustache, snifflin' all the while.

Txuxi says 'There you go for beeing rude.'

Pip huffs hurriedly - 'So they kicked'ya out eh?! 'Ou were taught that the fiery orb doesn't relent against tha drow in the school weren't ya? But ya chanced it...cause 'ou dun belong in tha Underdark.'

Txuxi says 'They did not!'

Pip jabbers 'Course they did! 'Ou's got yeller eyes, it's ridicer..redickaluckus! Dat's wot!'

Txuxi slaps you stingingly.

Pip jabbers 'Oi' woulda kicked 'ou out too.. Oi' bet ou've been up 'ere fer ever rioght 'ou boffin'?'

The bellows on the side of Txuxi's helmet hiss softly.

Rhaegar walks in.

Rhaegar smiles happily.

Rhaegar looks at Txuxi.

Rhaegar looks at you.

Txuxi looks at Rhaegar.

Rhaegar nods.

Rhaegar looks at you.

Pip jabbers 'So...do yeller eye'd drow have any friends 'er anything?'

Rhaegar seems to measure you up and consider your size.

Rhaegar chuckles politely.

Rhaegar smirks.

You grin evilly at him.

Txuxi sighs.

Tiny bubbles of air stream from the sides of Txuxi's helmet.

Pip jabbers 'He's got yeller eyes! An got kicked outta tha Underdark. No one lioked 'em.'

Rhaegar smirks.

Dredrik walks in.

Rhaegar says 'Aye yellow eyes'

Txuxi says 'THey ddid not!'

Rhaegar says 'Dunno about the rest'

Pip jabbers 'Drow's got green an red eye's in tha dark.'

Txuxi says 'Not me!'

Pip jabbers 'None oar yeller. They prolly though 'eh was blind er sumthing.'

Rhaegar smirks.

Dredrik attempts to sing.

Txuxi looks at you.

Txuxi says 'Blind?'

Rhaegar walks west.

Dredrik with his crackled voice he says, ' Why do you bother him Pip.

You say 'Well yea blind...they prolly thought's 'ou had a defect an didn't want ya.'

Dredrik coughs loudly.

The bellows on the side of Txuxi's helmet hiss softly.

**LONG PAUSE**

Txuxi glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.

Txuxi says 'Silent at last?'

Pip jabbers 'Mmm no, just thinkin'o owh 'ou escaped...'

You smile at him.

Txuxi says 'Escaped?'

Txuxi says 'From?'

Pip jabbers 'Sure, they prolly want'd ta sacrifice 'ou 'er sumthing all those drow men do.'

Pip jabbers 'Drow layday's rather...but none wanted ta touch 'ou rioght?'

Txuxi shakes as his face turns red and blue.

Txuxi slaps you stingingly.

Txuxi jumps up and down in rage.

Pip chortles merrily, trying to ignore the sting of his very red cheek.

Txuxi says 'You deserved it.'

Pip jabbers 'Meh...it's ok. Oi'm not the one with yeller eyes, an oi' dun get kicked outta my house.'

You dazzle Txuxi with your smile.

Txuxi says 'Shouldnt you be tricking with some mechanics or something, like other gnomes?'

Pip places his little hands behind himself and grins happily.

Dredrik rides in. ß I think he came in here?

Pip jabbers 'Oi'm not lioke udder gnomers. Oi'm umm..oi'm a Bastarge!'

Pip jabbers 'We'h dun play with machines...well not vury often.'

Txuxi says 'So maybe YOU are the one who got kicked out?'

You say 'We'h pick on yeller-eye'd drow men!'

Dredrik chuckles politely.

Pip stifles a quick giggle.

Dredrik bonks you on the head for being so foolish.

The bellows on the side of Txuxi's helmet hiss softly.

Pip jabbers 'Well...yer vury boring yeller-eye'd man who's got no home. Oi'm gonna go, but oi'll ask meh brudder sumtime iffen' we can have 'ou over fer dinner.'

You nod.

You nod.

You walk west.