Najorlin the Flash vs Valerie the Peaceful

[Anonymous]

 

<968hp 401m 419mv 5:00>
[The Voice of God] - World shift in 1 hour.
The day has begun.

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A darkly lush forest

[Exits: north east south]
     A tree stump of a very old tree is here.
     A long slender staff with clouds engraved on its surface.
     Some heavily grained wood is here.

<968hp 413m 445mv  6:00> wield lumber
chop tree
rem lumber
wield horn
look
get 1.
You stop using a promethium horn.
You wield a cheap lumberjack's axe.

<968hp 413m 445mv  6:00>

You begin chopping away at a tree stump.
You produce some excellent quality lumber!

<968hp 413m 445mv  6:00>
Najorlin rides in.

<968hp 413m 445mv  6:00>
You have become better at bardic expert! [76%]
You yell 'Help! Najorlin kicked dirt into my eyes!'
Najorlin kicks dirt in your eyes!
Najorlin's kicked dirt grazes you.
You can't see a thing!

Valerie: [===|===|===|===]
<963hp 413m 445mv 6:00>
Someone's poison scratches him.
Someone's back fist DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's back fist DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's knee thrust MUTILATES you!
Someone's jump kick MASSACRES you!
Someone's dragon claw DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's palm strike MANGLES you!
Someone's whirlwind kick MASSACRES you!
You fire from something and hit someone with no shots.
Something's pierce misses someone.
Someone parries your attack with his second hand.
Someone parries your attack with his second hand.
Someone parries your attack with his first hand.

Valerie: [===|===|=--|---]
<522hp 413m 445mv 6:00> flee

Someone's poison scratches him.
Someone's elbow slash MASSACRES you!
You dodge someone's attack.
Someone's jump kick MASSACRES you!
You dodge someone's attack.
Someone's tiger claw MASSACRES you!
Someone's dragon claw MASSACRES you!
Someone's whirlwind kick MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone dodges your attack.

Valerie: [===|---|---|---]
<169hp 413m 445mv 6:00>
Luckily your feet aren't on the ground.

Valerie: [===|---|---|---]
<169hp 413m 445mv 6:00>
Someone release his stored chii at you!
Someone's chii bolt knocks the wind out of you.
Someone's chii bolt hits you.
You sure are BLEEDING!

Valerie: [==-|---|---|---]
<157hp 413m 445mv 6:00>
Someone's poison scratches him.
Someone's elbow slash MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge someone's attack.
You dodge someone's attack.
Someone's spin kick MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone's roundhouse kick MASSACRES you!
You have been KILLED!!

You have been granted a temporary sanctuary as an invincible ghost.
As long as you don't attack anything.
You once again begin to look and act like your good old self.

<1hp 1m 432mv 6:00> You do not have that item.

<1hp 1m 432mv 6:00> You do not have that item.

Najorlin tells you 'The dirt of your grave remains dug deep.'

 

At least when Rawveth killed him, I got the blessed coif back.

 

 

[Anonymous]

Hah, yeah, that was insane timing.   Did you log any of our other fights that were basically stalemates, with you having a slight advantage?  I can barely hit you, but your weapon lands plenty boyo!

 

Najorlin

 

[Trick]

Nerf monks!