Chayesh Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 I hope everybody gets a kick out of this as much as I did just doing it by myself. I've had a few nights in bars like this so I think I got it close to right. The Tavern Bar [Exits: north east south] A small wooden tavern bar is here, littered with alcohol. Bregg the tiny dwarven tavern owner is here, impatiently awaiting your order. You dismount from a white stallion. You say 'Whoops, no animals in the bar right?' Tamirenal leads his horse back outside. The Entrance of the Dancing Griffon Tavern [Exits: north east south west] Merera the bearded serving maid tries to get your attention. A thinning tunnel [Exits: east west] Davarc the ogre bouncer is hunched in discomfort. Tamirenal ties his reins to the hitching post. The Entrance of the Dancing Griffon Tavern [Exits: north east south west] Merera the bearded serving maid tries to get your attention. The Tavern Bar [Exits: north east south] A small wooden tavern bar is here, littered with alcohol. Bregg the tiny dwarven tavern owner is here, impatiently awaiting your order. You say 'Now...' You rest on a wooden tavern bar. You get a water jug from a sturdy backpack. You say 'You ready for a little taste of this?' You haggle the price down to 198 coins. You buy a HUGE tankard of mead. You invert a HUGE tankard of mead, spilling mead all over the ground. You pour icewine from a water jug into a HUGE tankard of mead. It's more than half-filled with a purple liquid. It's more than half-filled with a purple liquid. Bregg tells you 'Sorry, you'll have to sell that.' Bregg looks uninterested in a HUGE tankard of mead. You frown disapprovingly. You say 'Well, I'm not going to drink it all. Here, I'll put it on the bar and you just take a drink when you're ready.' The Tavern Bar You now approach what is the center of attention in the tavern, the source of all the served alcohol. Dozens upon dozens of drunks form a crowd around this rather small wooden barrier of a bar, which houses only one tiny dwarf. Moving with amazing speed, he is quick to register most of the shouting orders. To get a drink yourself, you would need to squeeze through this putrid smelling of alcoholics. [Exits: north east south] A HUGE tankard of alcohol rests here A small wooden tavern bar is here, littered with alcohol. Bregg the tiny dwarven tavern owner is here, impatiently awaiting your order. You drink icewine from a water jug. You are full. Your thirst is quenched. You drink icewine from a water jug. You feel drunk. You are full. Your thirst is quenched. You drink icewine from a water jug. You feel drunk. You are full. Your thirst is quenched. You say ''AhhhHhHhH.. nnoW tHhaT my frienD hiTss tHe sSsPot.' You put a water jug in a sturdy backpack. You say 'WEhll wOorth tHhe riszsKs oof tHheh AhDventUrEh tOo geht iT.' Tamirenal leans his elbows against the bar. *HIC* Jaunty music echoes off of the walls of the tavern as a bard begins to play. You say 'SCUsE mme..' You yell 'yehZSs, LehtsSz herE somEh MmMusSzizj awnD sSzehe sSzommE daoncjing ghiirlss!' Tamirenal starts clapping his hands along with the beat. Shouting and curses erupt as a brawl ensues. You yell 'hHehY, WhoAh...no neEd To fighT. hAvEh aoNoTher dRinK awnd Zszit DoWnnn..' You say 'ZjamE iN hHere tO relAhkx a littLE, NoT Geht sTaaLE beheR tHhroOoWN OonNn me inNn A ffighHht..' You sheath your weapon. You say 'Youhr vbouhHnnnzjehR iiZSsNn'T vehry ghOooD Iss Hheh?' Tamirenal sways from side to side. Tamirenal jerks and covers his face as a beer mug explodes off the wall behind the bar. You yell 'dUrneD fool, watch WhErE youhh're throwIing thiinghsSz........' You say 'Sjrahhzy pAtroOonsSs breggh, uhhnnnRUly.' Shouting and curses erupt as a brawl ensues. You say 'Iif i Hhaveh tao gehT uP offf thhiis ZsztoooL tHherEh'szs gOing To vbE MoRe tRoUble tHhaNn it'ss wOorTH i tELl yOouh.' You peer intently at Bregg. You say 'I'LL takE my ghoold ElsEWhhehrEh if I canNn'T relax herEh.' Tamirenal quickly lifts his elbows as a soaking wet dwarf goes sliding across the bar in front of him. Tamirenal shakes his head as he tries to clear the dizziness. You say 'WhaT waZsz thhat?' You say 'DwaRvehNn cLEaninnngh RaG?' You chortle at your own joke. You rest on a wooden tavern bar. Holding his finger to his lips, Tamirenal whispers, 'SsshhHHhh' You yell 'Can't hEar the mmuszsic ovEhr ALL theh ruhhckuZSs, sSsettle Down!' You snicker at your own evil thoughts. Tamirenal staggers as he stands on wobbly legs. You say 'Don't think I like your bar much, won't have a drink with me, fights breaking out....and the beards on those dancing girls.' Brrrrrrrrr. You say 'I'll be going somewhere else.' You bat your eyelashes. You drink icewine from a water jug. You drink icewine from a water jug. You feel drunk. You put a water jug in a sturdy backpack. The Entrance of the Dancing Griffon Tavern [Exits: north east south west] Merera the bearded serving maid tries to get your attention. Shouting and curses erupt as a brawl ensues. A thinning tunnel [Exits: east west] Davarc the ogre bouncer is hunched in discomfort. You peer intently at Davarc the bouncer. You say 'You MaKe a bEttEhr doorMmMaT tHannn a BaouhHnNncehr.. cjan't yoOou Hhear whHat'sSz Goinnng Oonn Inn thErEh?' This rather large, grey-skinned ogre, stands here surveying the entrance to the tavern. He is obviously in discomfort, as he is about twice as tall as the tunnel ceiling. Clad in simple brown clothing, Davarc gives off an air of stupidity, but strength as well. Davarc the bouncer is in excellent condition. Davarc the bouncer is using: Tamirenal gets the reins tied in a knot as he tries to free his horse. Tamirenal shakes his head. You peer intently at Davarc the bouncer. You say 'Yaou DoOo thHat?' Tamirenal throws up his hands in frustration. Tamirenal pulls out a tiny dagger and saws away furiously at the reins. You say 'Hahh! freEh nNnow.' You mount upon the back of a white stallion. Tamirenal falls off the other side of his horse. You peer around yourself intently. A thinning tunnel The intricately shaped walls and arched ceilings in the mountain rock found to your east have become nothing more than a dusty hazardous tunnel. While the tunnels were once quite spacious, you now notice that here, it collapses inwards, forming a rather small opening leading westward. A rickety wooden door swings freely at this opening, and from the other side can be heard chants and laughter that clatter and echo along the mountain walls. [Exits: east west] Davarc the ogre bouncer is hunched in discomfort. Dusting himself off Tamirenal whispers, ' Whew, Davarc didn't see that I hope.' You mount upon the back of a white stallion. Tamirenal sways from side to side as he tries to steady himself. You say 'Ehasy boy.' Clutching the tattered reins Tamirenal asks himself ' How am I supposed to drive now?' You shrug. You say 'LEt'sSz jUsT gOo, Tackeh me hhomme. You'rE Iin cHharge.' Alas, you cannot go that way. Alas, you cannot go that way. A Forked Passageway [Exits: north south west] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. The Western Tunnel [Exits: north south] A Forked Passageway [Exits: north south west] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. The Western Tunnel [Exits: north south] The Western Tunnel [Exits: north east] The Western Tunnel [Exits: north south] A Forked Passageway [Exits: north south west] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. The Western Tunnel [Exits: north south] The Western Tunnel [Exits: east south] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. Alas, you cannot go that way. The Western Tunnel A Forked Passageway [Exits: north east west] The Western Tunnel [Exits: east west] The Western Tunnel [Exits: east south] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. You say 'DUhRnnEhd craZy bEhasst.' The Western Tunnel [Exits: east west] A Forked Passageway [Exits: north east west] The Eastern Tunnel [Exits: east west] The Eastern Tunnel [Exits: north south] A Forked Passageway [Exits: north east south] The Hall of Heroes [Exits: east south west] The Hall of Heroes [Exits: north east south west] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. The Hall of Heroes [Exits: east south west] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. The Hall of Heroes [Exits: north east south west] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. The Hall of Heroes The Eastern Gate of Khorandain [Exits: east west] A Nexus Gateway crackles with hellish heat and unholy magics. A dwarf gateguard clad in white armor stands here. A dwarf gateguard clad in white armor stands here. A Mountain Burrow [Exits: south west] Alas, you cannot go that way. The Eastern Gate of Khorandain [Exits: east west] A Nexus Gateway crackles with hellish heat and unholy magics. A dwarf gateguard clad in white armor stands here. A dwarf gateguard clad in white armor stands here. The Hall of Heroes [Exits: east south west] A Nexus Gateway crackles with hellish heat and unholy magics. The Hall of Heroes [Exits: north east south west] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. The Hall of Heroes [Exits: east south west] A dwarven citizen is here, brushing past you. You say 'AhhHhhh, szstop it hold oonNn hoOold oOoN!' Tamirenal climbs down from his saddle gingerly. You dismount from a white stallion. You are sober. You say 'YoouhH jJusSst follaoW mmeh uhnTiL I sjan gEht yoOou too THEh ZSstablEZsz and geht anoThEr bridLE and REiinsSs FoOor yoOouhH.' You say 'FoOouhhL behaZSsT.' 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