Now I get why people always bash Bali...
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Now I get why people always bash Bali...
No, no...just when you think you get it....all new kinds of reasons begin to pop up. And skeletons fall out of the closet, the basement, attic, garage, and even his underwear.
You, sir, are dangerously close to making a gay joke.
Supreme Overlord Al Gore would not approve.
So a gay guy walks in to the bar and says "Hey, where is your tropical drink selection" The Bartender says they don't serve tropical drinks to men, only the women.
The man gets upset and tries the bartender at the other end. "I would like an apple martini" he says to the bartender.
The second bartender says "Sorry, we only serve tropical drinks to women. " The gay guy screams bloody murder and stalks out of the bar.
The next day he comes in with 4 of his gay friends, all who try and order drinks. But still they only get told women are served. One bold gay guy walks up and says "Are you not serving us because we are gay"
The bartender laughs and says "No, we don't serve men tropical drinks cause it makes your **** fall off and who needs it more than gay men?"
TA DA
Haha.
Win for Dobson.
This just in...apple martini isn't tropical...mai-tai, pina colada, I'll even give you a Mojito...but never any flavor martini...
This just in...apple martini isn't tropical...mai-tai' date=' pina colada, I'll even give you a Mojito...but never any flavor martini...[/quote']
If it aint straight, it aint for the straight. Get what I am sayin?
Oh I get it...I just like to be nit-picky and shoot holes in people's concepts from time to time.