There once was a man from St.Bees,
Who was stung on the hand by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt,
he said, "No it doesn't."
But I sure am glad it wasn't a hornet.
...
I suck at these things.
a-g
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There once was a man from St.Bees,
Who was stung on the hand by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt,
he said, "No it doesn't."
But I sure am glad it wasn't a hornet.
...
I suck at these things.
a-g
a-g, omg you're a sick, sick, man.
Guys, if you write the words backwards, then try to read them out loud, recording the voice.... play it backwards on the computer. It's the first verse of "Hey there Delilah"...
You know, the sad thing is that I actually spent a few minutes contemplating whether or not that would work.
I'm an idiot. And you're an *******.
Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly
Because
U
Deserve
What
Every
Individual
Should
Enjoy
Regularly
Colonoscopy?
a-g
Why is Colonoscopy the first thing that flies off your fingers when you read beer, and enjoy?
Why is Colonoscopy the first thing that flies off your fingers when you read beer' date=' and enjoy?[/quote']
Dude... there are some questions where it's better not to know the answer than to ask them. This was one of them.
Dude... there are some questions where it's better not to know the answer than to ask them. This was one of them.
seconded
Why is Colonoscopy the first thing that flies off your fingers when you read beer' date=' and enjoy?[/quote']
I dunno, it's just every time I drink a Budweiser I'm sitting on the pot for awhile enjoying the sounds of liquid hitting liquid. And while that's going on, I sometimes ponder, "Did Anheuser-Busch just clean out my colon? If I had a colonoscopy would they be able to more accurately see if I had cancer after that assault of Bud Selects?" But, after a little while, my legs start to fall asleep and I start stomping on the floor. And people usually come to find if I'm alright, "You've been in there awhile, are you okay?" and... when you don't live alone and are single... sometimes being alone in the bathroom for awhile is a ... thought provoking process that is best to not get into the habit of having people check up on you whilst in progress of... thinking.
So... I'm not sure where I am, how I got here or where I was going, so I'll end the post now.
a-g
Why is Colonoscopy the first thing that flies off your fingers when you read beer' date=' and enjoy?[/quote']
Further, did you mean when I read 'beer' and 'enjoy' in the sentence, or when I read 'beer' and am enjoying reading it? Because explaining that might help me figure out my last posts direction...
a-g
oh em gee
Im done asking questions directed at A-G. And I quit drinking Bud.