Would it be possible for someone to give me the order of the conditions? What I mean is when you type score it tells you if you are in the prime of you health or maybe you have deep scars and lacerations. What are they and in what order do they go?
Condition list?
Just takes a bit of searching...the threads not that old either
0 You are in the prime of your health
10 You have a few cuts and bruises.
20 You are a bit worn out from your wounds
30 You are covered with deep scars and lacerations.
40 You have sustained mortal injuries in your travels
50 Death is knocking at your door
60 The next death will send you beyond the abyss
61 Bye.
Ah, thanks!
This would've been so helpful a few days ago...
wow, some of my chars actually arent as dead as I think they are... boggle mmmmmmm...
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I'm not dead yet...I think I'll go for a walk.
Priceless.
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
Just folled by:
Who's that then?
I dunno, Must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got **** all over him.
God, I LOVE that movie.
Your muther vas a hamster,
and your vather smelled lak elderberries!
Four shall thy not count, neither count thy two, excepting that thy then proceed to three...
... Five is RIGHT OUT!!
Scientist: "Did you dress this woman up as a witch?"
Crowd: "No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
Man in crowd: "Yes. A bit."
Crowd: "A bit! A bit, yes, a bit, a bit."