BRAMBUS NEEDLER

BRAMBUS NEEDLER

(An excerpt from a small scroll distributed by what appeared to be a giant 
flying waterskin above Maelbrim)

...
  Are you TIRED of those LAZY guards asking for even MORE MONEY!?
  Is that Troll infestation cutting into your PROFIT!?
  Did your spouse CHEAT ON YOU!?

  Then have no fear! Brambusworks are here!

  Brambus Needler is the LATEST and GREATEST from Brambusworks of Tarandue
  in SELF-AIMING, CHEAP, RELIABLE guard-tarps!  And for LIMITED TIME 
  we offer YOU the chance to own this SPECIAL SELF-RELOADING edition, 
  MITHRIL plated guard-trap with PERSONAL autograph of Master Brambus himself!

  Comes with Scroll of Instant Assembly for that quick and painless setup,
  Friend or Fiend (FOF) enchantement, and with this LIMITED offer with
  LIFETIME supply of ammunition!

  So what are you waiting for! Quaff a HASTE potion and come grab one NOW!
...
You get a headache just be remembering that annoying scroll...

See also: MECHANISMS