WEBCASTER

WEBCASTER

(An excerpt from a giant scroll that floated above Miruvhor for three days)
...
  Did that faerie help itself to your GOLD again?!
  Is that flying KNIGHT spying on your HOLDINGS?!
  Do you want that Princess caught with her LOOKS INTACT?!

  Then HASTEN to Brambusworks of Tarandue!

  The WEBCASTER is the LATEST and GREATEST from the Master Brambus himself
  in quick, reliable means to STUN and CAPTURE whatever you want!

  And for LIMITED TIME we offer you this SPECIAL-EDITION Webcaster, Onyx 
  Plated for that UNBEATABLE black look, ENCHANTED with the SELF-AIMING
  FRIEND OF FIEND (fof) spells that will never fail, and with Scroll of
  Saving so you may save more GOLD!

  So what are you waiting for! Quaff a HASTE potion and come grab one NOW!
...
You get a headache just be remembering that annoying scroll...


See also: MECHANISMS