Herbology - Party Time
Academy Texts · by Herald Aikkao
Well its party time and who knows how to party better than the halflings. These little guys take rest and relaxation seriously. They have clean beaches and fine bars. They also keep quite the assortment of herbs on hand to enhance your recreational experience. Please note that unlike all the other books these herbs are not found in the wild. To get more of them, you must talk to the dealer in the Halfling Hamlet or a Merchant. If their suppliers become known, then by all means it will be published where to find them. Now on to the good stuff.
The first thing to remember when partying is to keep it safe. Have a plan and protect yourself above all else. The Fermenting Raspberry Leaves, Cinnamon and Rosemary can provide you with just that. Each of these helps you keep a clear head and thus it protects you from danger. On another note, the Fermenting Raspberry Leaves does not actually taste like raspberries. Never the less all three have unique and pleasing tastes.
The next thing to do is have fun! If you like dancing then dance! How about singing? Sure why not. After all what is the point of partying if you do not do what you like? So smoke some Mullein to help you loosen up. While your passing through every physical barrier you wont be able to trip over your own two feet. You also do not have to worry about bumping into tables or other people. And you will be partially unrecognizable anyway so people might not see you embarrass yourself when you sing.
Unfortunately at every party there is at least one person who has to be a show off and rabble rouser. If you see this person smoking any catnip beware they probably just went into a frenzy. You might want to let the bouncers know or maybe get your hands on some Spearmint to give your muscles the strength to deal with it yourself. Remember though the party is supposed to be fun so do not ruin his fun unless you absolutely have to.
Well I hope you have fun partying like a halfling but in case your night does not go well there is a bit more advice for you. The damiana leaves will help you recover the next day so you can be at work without looking like a brawler. Or perhaps you took a wrong turn and partied like a dwarf. Those hangovers can be quite nasty. If you can get your directions right the second time around, head to the Halfling Hamlet and pick up some mugwort. That will cure almost any headache.
So remember, party safe, party smart and give yourself plenty of time to recover before you have to go back your regular life. Be sure to look for the next installment of Herbology - Fruity Sensations, coming soon.
Aabahran