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Blood Feud

Encyclopedia Exoterica · by Scribe Olguf

Dis writekns called Blood Fud. It about Farmer Griff and Farmer Joe.

Anyone who hab trabeled Thera hab seen Griff and Joe. Boaf are farmers and boaf grow dare own crops now. Dis use not be de case. Griff and Joe use to farm togedder. Bruder and Bruder growing crops and split ebertang fifty fifty. Den one day dis man approach Joe and say Joe I gib you 200,000 gold coin if sell me 200 dim famous big sacks you hab. Joe tank to himself dat double whut him and Griff usually get for dem sacks. Also, dims Griffs sacks. So him tell Griff him made big sell and dat him need 200 sacks made by Maddie, Jim, and bof dare wifes in a week. Him say dat man pay the 100,000 gold already. Now, only Joe know him lied and got 200,000 gold for dat order. So him split 100,000 gold wif Farmer Griff, so Griff not know him get tricked. So Joe took dat extra 100,000 gold and hide it. Later dat night at supper, Joe let it slip to his wife dat him had made extra 100,000 gold dat him not share wif his brudder. Dis upset Joes wife, and she tell him dat is not how brudders act. Joe not care, and tell her shut up, and yell, and threatin her. Joe wife kry and kry. Her go to town to hab Joe arrested for threatin her. While going to town her had bedder idea. She decide to take dat extra money plus all his odder muney for dem sacks and take it to Griff and tell Griff whut Joe do. Griff was in field farminking and him seen Joe's wife climbin up dat mountainside. So him yell dat his wife gone to town. Joe's wife say dat ok and she really wantk to speak to Griff. She told Griff eberytang. Well Griff glad Joe's wife tell him whut happen and him was inraged bout Joe yelling and threatken his own wife. So Griff tell Joe's wife not to kry and dat her not need to cry. Him also say dat Joe should neber yell at her but Joe not love her. Griff tell her bout dis times Joe go to des udder women in town. Joe's wife, who just come to gib Griff whut rightfully his, now learn her husban be haben affairs wif odder people. Her was debistated. Dis make her kry more. So Griff being cuncearned man, hug Joe's wife to comfort her. Bout dat time, Joe show up at Griffs mad, and see dis hug. Joe go to yelling and screamin at Griff. Him accuse Griff of stealing his wife. Griff scream bak dat him have his own pudry wife and dat Joe a liar and dat him try to rip him off. So Joe yell dat him was glad he rip him off since he now know dat Griff try to steal his wife. Bout dat time Joe punch Griff in his nose and brok it. Griff grab shobel and bash Joe's leg and break dat. It wus awful. From dat day on Griff and Joe neber spoke again. Dem brudders hab not spoke for five years.

Olguf lik to tank Maddie for telling Olguf dis story. See Maddie Griffs dauder, and was outside sitkin on a stump and hear and saw dat whole tang.