Thieverous Thoughts

Dis story jus happen da udder day. It about da price of thiebery and tanking about taking udder peoples stuff. I wuz outside Herald place and I smell sumfin gud. Olguf luk and luk but not see much, but smell dis smell still. Finally Olguf see dis fire goin wif sumting kooking. It a yummy rabbit roast. Olguf tummy growl lik angry amnikal. Him jus hab to hab it. Olguf notisk som man near by, and dat probably his fude. Olguf figure him can get it when dat man not look. Suddenly Olguf two feetks from dat rabit and WHAM dat man turn and see Olguf. Him yell at Olguf, but Olguf grab dat rabbit and try to run. Dat man jump on Olguf and begin whappin Olguf. Olguf try to shak dat man off, but him jus kep comin. By ackident Olguf claw dat man and him fell ober bleedin. Olguf not mean to. Olguf sorry... Please forgib Olguf I say. It too late dat man no more. Olguf drop dat rabbit, and run back to Emerealk Foresk. Him shamed. Him tanking bout kiwwing himself. Him not mean to do dat, it jus happen. Olguf get to Emerald Foresk and him hear Maddie kryin. Olguf go ober dare to talk to Maddie one las time, before him go. I descide dat I run away and lib in far way place, and tell Maddie dat him explorin, and not tell her truff. So Olguf say hey Maddie, and she jump off dat stump and hug Olguf like neber before. She say she hab been tanking bout Olguf and worry about him. Olguf tank to himself why Maddie wurry bout Olguf. So dat hab Olguf perplex now so him not leb on trip yet. Him hab to figure why Maddie wurry. Olguf did go back to dat man and him was ok. Him was near de end of his life. Him was near def but some gnomes go by and take him to dockter. Him eben share som dat rabbit wif Olguf.