The Chronicles, Vol.2

Vol.2 * * * * * * Day of Thunder, * * The Chronicles * * 17th of the Month of * * The Shadows. The Royal Watch By Academician Eldrigal Olguf's Advice Patriarch Namaste of Rheydin has By Scholar Olguf announced his engagement to the Lady Bryntryst approakes Olguf Kiyana, Acolyte of the Savant Tower. frun up abuve and say No date has yet been set. This will Olguf I need abvice. be the second marriage for both parties. Olguf blush and studder Please wish them all happiness in their dat Bryntryst all knowin life together. and Olguf not gib him The Royal House of Val Miran is pleased advice. Olguf not equal to announce the return to their halls of and fraid to eben talk Oog, former king of that city. His before all dem heads. So retirement led to the ascension of Queen Olguf do all whut him Athelea, and now he returned to serve the know and bow down. city in whatever way he is able. Bryntryst whap Olguf and Duchesses Isabeau and Seiluna of Val yell get up, get up, I Miran have announced that for the present really needin vice. So time they will share a joint regency of Olguf stand up and that city, until a suitable period of apolige. Again Bryntryst mourning for the late queen has passed. whap Olguf. Dis time No No word on how long will be deemed suitable. when him swing at Olgufs It has been announced that Lord Bartog of fur alot dat sand frum Rheydin has wed on Streta in what might be Olguf got all obber described as a traditional dwarven ceremony, Bryntryst. Well after a whirlwind courtship. Though the Bryntryst not lik dat groom showed a trace of pre-wedding anxiety sand on him and him call common in those who approach the altar of Olguf dirky fleabag. matrimony, the bride was able to drive the Olguf say it jus sand but fears from his head, and he went to his Olguf still sowwy. wedding in what some might describe as a Bryntryst yell somefin state of euphoria. Please wish the couple about nebermind stupid all happiness when you see them on the beask or someting. Olguf street. really not hear gud, his head was rinking. Dem In Defense Of Thieves (What Makes Em Tick) Bryntrsyt poofed into By Scholar Brysingel fums and Olguf not see Who were they? Rhoden and Ghead call him. Dem bolt ub themselves the Twin Tyrants. They are lighting hit Olguf and convinced the Gods are amused by their dat sand stop itckin for antics. They told me they robbed for gain, a bit. Olguf still and usually killed their victims (I made wunder whut adbice sure that they knew I had nothing of value). Bryntryst want. Rhoden told me he had been a thief from infancy and had run away with a band of nomads apprenticed to a master thief. I asked about their parents, and Ghead said, 'My parents were both killed by hunters for their scales. I was pierced by a lance, and awoke, weak, to see my mothers body stripped of her scales, bloody, and covered in dirt.' The thought was obviously one of great pain for him and the two proceeded to practice on themselves and even your intrepid reporter when she inadvertantly took the weakening agent from the creatures he killed. I have been promised the story of their meeting but that will be a future article.

New Champion

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! I, MRENKUS DEMAAR, would like to declare a NEW CHAMPION! What kind of champion, you ask? Why, CHAMPION of the "Speed of the Gods, Fastest Feet in Thera!" That is correct, I have been beaten in a foot race by the man known as SSLANTHE! Put your hands together and clap for the NEW CHAMPION! Be sure to CONGRATULATE him at the earliest opportunity! As such, I, MRENKUS DEMAAR, am no longer the Speed of the Gods! I no longer have the Fastest Feet in Thera! Please stop addressing me as such. THANK YOU! Mrenkus Demaar, ex-Speed of the Gods, ex-Fastest Feet in Thera.

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