What be Discord?

What be Discord? Discord be like eatin an elf if ya could. Somethin gooey and dirty but still be good. A feelin in yer tummy ya can't really feel much. But when it be all gone, it be like missin feral lunch!

How ta be makin Discord? First thing be ta not be listenin ta anyone. Discord can not be told by men if be only one. Second thing be ta be adjustin a lotta somethin. Ya know it be right if other men be screamin sin.

How ta be improving yer Discord? Good Discord be all 'bout receiving the good auras. Those tasty energies be coming where there be no flora. So ya gotta be makin a good home fer yer new chaotic vice. Yer gonna have the buffest Discord if ya be followin my advice.

How ta be gettin rid of Discord? Well this one definitely be a bit of a difficult case. Maybe ya can run around it dancin in some panties and lace. But the best solution be ta throwin yerself on a big sharp stick. 'Cause if yer wantin ta be gettin rid of Discord, ya be maaaaad sick!

The one, the only, the big fatha, Wuraja!