Update the website.
First thing people see when they wish to play the game is this old website with news from December of 2005. Write down something from 2007, no matter how small of a change it is people will see that the MUD is still up and running and still changing.
When I came back from a couple year break I opened up the web page and was confused that it looked the same, though I came to the forums and still saw that people played.
Say please? 
Say please?
please? 
Already in the works
Ooh Chayesh is in a giving mood!!!!
Can I have a tattoo please on my current character? Please? 
I'll give you a tattoo on your next character. I can't promise that it won't be a big green love heart across your chest that says "Roykagh's Bitch" but hey, it's a tattoo... 
I don't want it.. I want something different from what the Watchers have.
Yeah, seriously, he wants one that's worthwhile. "Roykagh's Bitch" is only +1 hit/dam and not even decent protection/armor.
I want that on my *** for +1 *** protection.
+1 is not nearly big enough to block the *** habits you have developed.
lol Burn