what if you actually had to be drunk to do the stance and depending on what you drink it does different things.
say you drunk elven wine it gave you a different defense kind of thing.
It might increase you dextirity.
or you might have drunken ice wine and it make you harder to hit.
what you drink effects what the stance does. or the drunker you are the better you are while in the stance.
that sounds like a good idea but could you give us more to go on?
He's saying, if you drink mead, you get different benefits/drawbacks than from getting drunk off rum.
Drunk is drunk.
I guess dragonforger has never been drunk before.
alright so you can go from sober to drunk anytime you want yea its going to take a few drinks for most before that start stumbling around.
That's not a good idea at all. It's against the current RP of drunken stance. The drunken stance, what I'm assuming, is drunken boxing. That, against popular belief, is done sober. What it does is mimic the effects of drunkenness and the fluidity and randomness. Drawing on that, the monk has the element of surprise with every attack, and the fluidness and randomness of water allowing the monk to elude more attacks than normal.
Though he does talk drunk while in that stance 
That's just a cover up.
that is correct, that is the way of drunken boxing, but if you look at your status it states drunk.
Ever watched me do the drunken dance? You feel dizzy at first then twirl abit until you fall face down.
There is also the drunken test where you bend right down then quickly flick your head upwards as fast as you can. If you're still standing after that, it means you can afford to have another drink. 
Dey
Yes...if your head is still on that is.
Drunk is not drunk, catch me on a night of drinking wine then another of me drinking liquor and I can be two different people. And the liquor one is usually the worst.
Of course, it could all be in my mind or what poses as the little mind I have left.
Drunk is drunk.
I guess dragonforger has never been drunk before.
I disagree...There is a different between a drunk and tequila drunk
You guys are ALL forgetting about Jaeger! Jaeger! Jaeger! Craziest nights ever.
Though I am against this idea.
If I remember correctly, you used to have to actually "get drunk" before you could enter the stance. But this is long ago and i'm not even sure if I am right, because I was very newb back then... Like 2nd lvl 30 character new.
Drunk is most definitely not drunk. I am a completely different person when drinking based on whether it is: Beer, Wine or Liquor. Dark or Light Beer, Red or White Wine, and Type of Liquor (and even whether or not it's been mixed/what mixers were used). It's a pretty exact science, to be honest.
There is also the drunken test where you bend right down then quickly flick your head upwards as fast as you can. If you're still standing after that, it means you can afford to have another drink.
Dey
I can't do that SOBER well without vertigo possible nausea and definitely causing myself to be woefully sore.
Talk about freaking whiplash too.
I did it once at a party and fell over backwards into a door and knocked myself out.
Dey
I did it once at a party and fell over backwards into a door and knocked myself out.
Dey
smooth
I did it once at a party and fell over backwards into a door and knocked myself out.
Dey
That actually explains a lot.