depends on what they're trying to hit
Exorcism
Not really on topic, but AG had this idea a while ago.
A shop in Miruvhor:
The Men's Club
You stand in the entrace of a fancy parlor, silks in bright and vibrant colors abound you. There are many girls eyeing you from all corners of the room with 'come hither' looks.
Big Billy stands here, offering you... services.
list
Bertha -- 20 She isn't worth it. (plague)
Bunny -- 2000 She'll cure what als ya. (cure serious)
Bambi -- 4000 She'll get you fired up! (frenzy)
Vivian -- 8000 She'll add a pep to your step. (haste)
Esmerelda -- 10000 She'll make you feel like a new man! (invigorate)
Big Momma -- 12000 She'll make you feel invicible! (armor, shield, stone skin, chii, and air shield)
Say Esmerelda
Big Billy says, good choice lad.
Esmerelda 'helps you out', you feel invigorated!
You feel lucky!
You lose 10000 gold coins.
WC
So if they make viagra' date=' does that mean hitroll goes up like +20?[/quote']
No but your constitution would go up to 25 and moves would increase to 999.
And you get a +5 con/dex bonus.
No dex bonus, but you cannot be dodged, parried, or shield blocked and all your damage is type : thrust.
Wow. And here I had been annoying this little gold mine of humor, because it was a thread started by Warpnow, and the first line contains the word "healer", and it's titled Exorcism.
Wow. And here I had been annoying this little gold mine of humor' date=' because it was a thread started by Warpnow, and the first line contains the word "healer", and it's titled Exorcism.
What are you talking about?
The thread.
It's Bali, Chey. He'll never know what he's talking about. 
At least I don't misspell abbreviations of peoples' names.
Misspelled, caught, and too lazy to fix it. It's the slacker in me. And I'm upholding my status as a bad speller.
Bad spellers of the world...
UNTIE!
So if they make viagra' date=' does that mean hitroll goes up like +20?[/quote']
No--but your warcry lasts all night and your weapon is burnproof.
Hah!
I seriously think viagra should be more like -20 dex.
Every try to walk around while "excited?" your all hunched over. No way you could even dodge like that.
Every time you move you should get a little message
"You hunch over and attempt to walk slowly.
Your walking grazes you."
You also experience a half round lag every time you type in a direction.
I have nowhere near the problems you are talking of Mudder, and I don't want to know why you have th ese issues.
It does actually depend who you are. Like old men who take viagra walk around like its something to be proud of(for them it is I guess) haven't you seen road trip?
Also, this post is going a comepletly diff direction than it started in.
Ya, my post has been totally, 100% derailed.
Heh
Went from healers having the power to cast out demonds to why mudder can't walk with a hard on.
Its about par for the course.
Wow. And here I had been annoying this little gold mine of humor' date=' because it was a thread started by Warpnow, and the first line contains the word "healer", and it's titled Exorcism.
You must have meant ignoring, not annoying.
At least I don't misspell abbreviations of peoples' names.
Just everything else.