You are no longer a ghost.
A silent killer steps out of the shadows.
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a silent killer!'
You dodge a silent killer's attack.
A silent killer's pierce MANGLES you!
You have been KILLED!!
Since I'm a ghost, I'll train Teleport.
well now your a ghost again 
Teleport unghosts you.
It has for...ages and ages. Years, at least, I think.
I'm not the teleport type.
EDIT: No, I am not a fool I know of better ways to train teleport.
Just wanted to see where it would take me.
silent killers. psssh. where's the RP behind that?
ROFLMAO!
Ten points to IUTBS.
silent killers. psssh. where's the RP behind that?
Ha!
WC
ROFLMAO!
Ten points to IUTBS.
I got a billion points...I win!
silent killers. psssh. where's the RP behind that?
LOL!
Actually, teleport is a funny thing. If you quaff/recite/zap it you're usually willing in to trade a pdeath for a mobdeath. A mastered lev 50+ 'cast teleport' when feeling very lucky though...well...more often than not was better than 'cast word'.
(2) a small coin lies here.
-Aj'd