Posting this at the request of several people... so here it is, have a good laugh on me.
Had no sanc up as I wasn't really expecting him to attack me (he left Knight and used to be a Sigil on top, so that is non-aggro, right?)... oh well. Wielding a magical polearm, can't be much worse lol. Just went into this room the first time, to read the desc and see if I can figure out what I have to do here.
Kimril The Asylum Atrium
Thulgan Within the Visitor Center
2h <xxxxhp 574m 469mv> xxxxxcp [Exits: (E)]
The door east of you opens.
Kimril flies in.
2h <xxxxhp 574m 469mv> xxxxxcp [Exits: E]
Kimril narrows his eyes.
You yell 'dIiEh! kiImril, you szsorsjeroOouZSs dog!'
Your life flashes before your eyes and you are crushed by the error of your ways.
Your world suddenly becomes dead silent. <- This here, is very important for the situation to come...
You roar in pain and ignore Kimril's ray of truth.
Kimril's ray of truth grazes you.
Kimril is in excellent condition.
2h Thulgan: [===|===|===|===]
<xxxxhp 574m 469mv> xxxxxcp [Exits: E]
You parry Kimril's attack.
You feel an ancient sceptre adorned with a glowing ember drawing your life away.
Kimril's life drain mauls you.
An ancient sceptre adorned with a glowing ember sears your flesh with flames.
Your eyes tear up from smoke...you can't see a thing! <- Guess I won't put sanc up, time to flee.
Someone's flaming bite decimates you!
You fire from something and hit someone with no shots.
Something's pierce misses someone.
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards devastate you!
2h Thulgan: [===|===|===|===]
flee
You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer. (<- As I later found out, this is only supposed to happen if you've been here before , have figured something important out and retrieved a certain item. Which I didn't have at this time. so yes, this is a bug.
Even this bug wouldn't have killed me though if I'd just been able to say something! Silence sucks, hope you get a good laugh out of this!)
You couldn't escape!
[Exits: --- ] e
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer. -> I'm still a bit huh at this moment. What answer, what's going on here...
[Exits: --- ]
Someone narrows his eyes.
You work your mouth, but no sounds escape your lips.
Your life flashes before your eyes and you are crushed by the error of your ways.
Someone's ray of truth *** OBLITERATES *** you!
You block someone's attack and attempt to strike at the brief opening.
Your riposte hits someone.
You block someone's attack with your weapon.
Some poison barbed gauntlets gleam with lethal poison.
You feel momentarily ill, but it passes.
Someone's poisoned bite misses someone.
You fire from something and hit someone with one shot.
Something's pierce mauls someone.
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Someone parries your attack.
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Someone's steel shards devastate you!
2h Thulgan: [===|===|===|==-]
[Exits: --- ] quaff gr (Let's see if we can teleport out of here, you can see green potions even when blind after all.)
You need to hold the potion in order to quaff it while being attacked. -> Hrm, let's see if we can disengage by 'fleeing'.
2h Thulgan: [===|===|===|==-]
[Exits: --- ] flee
You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You flee down from combat!
The floorboards is closed. (this door is actually nopass, the one east can be passed and I have perma passdoor (souldreaver's shadow), so ...
You couldn't escape!
[Exits: --- ] quaff gr (too slow, damn, Mutt is engaged, so this counts as in battle and won't get me out of here)
You fire from something and hit someone with no shots.
Something's pierce misses someone.
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Your pain mauls someone.
Someone's steel shards DISMEMBER you!
Your pain misses someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Someone has been stunned by the shock!
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards decimate you!
A shifting fractal pendant glimmers with a divine intensity.
You feel fully refreshed!
2h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ] You quaff a green potion.
Someone is already blinded.
You failed.
You aren't blind.
2h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ] flee
You flee down from combat!
The floorboards is closed.
You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You couldn't escape!
[Exits: --- ] quaff gr
Someone's crush MUTILATES someone!
Something draws life from someone.
Someone's life drain wounds someone.
Someone's flesh is seared by the flaming something.
Someone's flaming bite grazes someone.
You fire from something and hit someone with no shots.
Something's pierce misses someone.
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Your pain mauls someone.
Someone's steel shards maim you!
Your pain injures someone.
Your pain injures someone.
Someone's steel shards MASSACRE you!
2h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ]
Someone closes the door east of you. -> completely irrelevant. The door can be passed, it ain't keeping me here, Jhoss is.
You do not have that potion. (just one, oh well.)
2h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ] flee
You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You couldn't escape!
[Exits: --- ]
Someone's crush misses someone.
Someone's crush maims someone!
Something draws life from someone.
Someone's life drain scratches someone.
Someone's flesh is seared by the flaming something.
Someone's flaming bite hits someone.
You fire from something and hit someone with no shots.
Something's pierce misses someone.
Your pain injures someone.
Your pain hits someone.
Someone's steel shards DISMEMBER you!
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards MASSACRE you!
Some poison barbed gauntlets gleam with lethal poison.
Someone turns slightly green, but it passes.
2h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ]
Someone opens the door east of you. (??)
2h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ]
You no longer see invisible objects.
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ] flee
You flee down from combat!
The floorboards is closed.
You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You couldn't escape!
[Exits: --- ] e
Someone has fled!
Someone flies east. (So Kimril fled, did he realize I can't flee bc of a bug perhaps?)
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
The floorboards is closed.
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
op e
It's already open.
Someone flies in.
[Exits: --- ]
Someone narrows his eyes. (guess he either did not realize or doesn't care, in his favor we can assume the first)
You work your mouth, but no sounds escape your lips. (Yeah, still silenced. Saying yes or no would stop Jhoss from stopping me...)
Your life flashes before your eyes and you are crushed by the error of your ways.
Someone's ray of truth *** OBLITERATES *** you!
3h Thulgan: [===|===|=--|---] Takes him damn long to kill me considering I am a sitting duck without sanc, protection, etc 
)
[Exits: --- ]
You block someone's attack with your weapon.
You fire from something and hit someone with no shots.
Something's pierce misses someone.
Your pain injures someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards DISMEMBER you!
3h Thulgan: [===|===|=--|---]
[Exits: --- ] dir (shrug, won't get out of here unless I live long enough for silence to wear off which is.. unlikely)
Someone is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches someone.
3h Thulgan: [===|===|=--|---]
[Exits: --- ]
Someone closes the door east of you. (Whateverfor, dude...)
3h Thulgan: [===|===|=--|---]
[Exits: --- ]
You block someone's attack with your weapon.
Mutt rears and breathes a cloud of poisonous fumes!
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards LACERATE you!
A Gruesome Mask comes to life, twisting into a look of pure evil and terror!
You failed to induce terror in someone.
3h Thulgan: [===|===|=--|---]
[Exits: --- ] flee
You parry someone's attack.
You fire from something and hit someone with no shots.
Something's pierce misses someone.
Your pain misses someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards DISMEMBER you!
3h Thulgan: [===|===|---|---]
[Exits: --- ]
Someone narrows his eyes.
Your life flashes before your eyes and you are crushed by the error of your ways.
Someone's ray of truth >>> ANNIHILATES <<< you! <-Huh, nice one!
3h Thulgan: [===|=--|---|---]
[Exits: --- ] You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You couldn't escape!
[Exits: --- ] e
You fire from something and hit someone with no shots.
Something's pierce misses someone.
You've run out ammunition for something.
Your pain wounds someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards DISMEMBER you!
Your pain misses someone.
Your pain injures someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Someone has been stunned by the shock!
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards LACERATE you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Some poison barbed gauntlets gleam with lethal poison.
Someone turns slightly green, but it passes.
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ] flee
No way! You are still fighting!
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ] No way! You are still fighting!
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ] You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You flee down from combat!
The floorboards is closed.
You couldn't escape!
[Exits: --- ]
Someone's crush misses someone.
Your pain decimates someone!
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards MASSACRE you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your pain decimates someone!
Your pain injures someone.
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Someone's steel shards DISMEMBER you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
<282hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: --- ] flee
Someone narrows his eyes.
A blinding ray of magic ignites from someone's hands and envelops someone.
Someone's ray of truth === DISINTEGRATES === someone! (Spammer 
)
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
<282hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: --- ] You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You flee down from combat!
The floorboards is closed.
You couldn't escape!
flee
You aren't fighting anyone.
[Exits: --- ] Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
Someone's crush misses someone.
Someone's poisoned bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards maim someone!
Someone parries your attack.
Your pain mauls someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards MUTILATE you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Your pain hits someone.
Someone's steel shards devastate you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A Gruesome Mask comes to life, twisting into a look of pure evil and terror!
You failed to induce terror in someone.
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ]
Someone narrows his eyes.
A blinding ray of magic ignites from someone's hands and envelops someone.
Someone's ray of truth === DISINTEGRATES === someone! (Poor MUTT!)
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ] fle
You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You couldn't escape!
[Exits: --- ]
Someone's crush maims someone!
Someone's crush devastates someone!
Some poison barbed gauntlets gleam with lethal poison.
Someone turns slightly green, but it passes.
Your pain injures someone.
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Your pain injures someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards MUTILATE you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone blocks your attack with his shield.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards DISMEMBER you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Some poison barbed gauntlets gleam with lethal poison.
Someone looks very ill.
A Gruesome Mask comes to life, twisting into a look of pure evil and terror!
You failed to induce terror in someone.
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
[Exits: --- ]
Someone narrows his eyes.
A blinding ray of magic ignites from someone's hands and envelops someone.
Someone's ray of truth *** DEMOLISHES *** someone!
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
<122hp 574m 469mv> 35550cp [Exits: --- ]
Someone's crush maims someone!
Someone's poisoned bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards DISMEMBER someone!
Your pain mauls someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards LACERATE you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Some poison barbed gauntlets gleam with lethal poison.
Someone is already poisoned.
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|===]
<76hp 574m 469mv> 35550cp [Exits: --- ]
Someone narrows his eyes.
A blinding ray of magic ignites from someone's hands and envelops someone.
Someone's ray of truth === DISINTEGRATES === someone! (so, basically steel shards slowly, so very very slowly kill me...)
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<76hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: --- ]
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<76hp 574m 469mv> 35550cp [Exits: --- ]
Someone's crush misses someone.
Someone's crush misses someone.
Someone's poisoned bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards LACERATE someone!
Your pain injures someone.
Your pain wounds someone.
Someone's steel shards maim you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A Gruesome Mask comes to life, twisting into a look of pure evil and terror!
You failed to induce terror in someone.
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<40hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: --- ]
Someone narrows his eyes.
A blinding ray of magic ignites from someone's hands and envelops someone.
Someone's ray of truth === DISINTEGRATES === someone! (Mutt is tough. He doesn't hit you for sh!t but he's got tons of hp. Useful mount though I seldom find anyone so persistent at trying to kill him.)
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<40hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: --- ]
Someone's crush misses someone.
Someone's crush misses someone.
Someone's poisoned bite grazes someone.
Someone's steel shards MASSACRE someone!
Your pain wounds someone.
Your pain injures someone.
Someone is shocked by the lightning from something.
Your shocking bite scratches someone.
Someone's steel shards devastate you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<8hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: --- ] -> Well, guess neither silence nor blindness is going to wear off in time??
3h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<8hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: --- ]
Someone rubs the dirt out of his eyes.
The smoke leaves your eyes. -> Yay, a bit late though?
Kimril has quite a few wounds.
4h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<83hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: E]
Kimril narrows his eyes.
A blinding ray of magic ignites from Kimril's hands and envelops Mutt.
Kimril's ray of truth === DISINTEGRATES === Mutt! (He really doesn't like poor Mutt. He can even see atm...)
Kimril has quite a few wounds.
4h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<83hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: E]
Kimril has quite a few wounds.
4h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<83hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: E] flee (= STUPID. should have been a recall attempt)
Your poison scratches Kimril.
Kimril's crush devastates Mutt!
An ancient sceptre adorned with a glowing ember draws life from Mutt.
Kimril's life drain injures Mutt.
Mutt's flesh is seared by the flaming an ancient sceptre adorned with a glowing ember.
Kimril's flaming bite scratches Mutt.
Some poison barbed gauntlets gleam with lethal poison.
Mutt turns slightly green, but it passes.
Mutt's poisoned bite grazes Kimril.
Kimril's steel shards MASSACRE Mutt!
Your pain wounds Kimril.
Kimril's steel shards LACERATE you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Kimril has quite a few wounds.
4h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<31hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: E]
Kimril narrows his eyes.
A blinding ray of magic ignites from Kimril's hands and envelops Mutt.
Kimril's ray of truth MANGLES Mutt! -> I really wonder what he got against poor Mutt. One ray would have finished me off long, long ago after all??)
Kimril has quite a few wounds.
4h Mutt: [===|===|===|==-]
<31hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: E] You flee east from combat!
Jhoss stops you from leaving. He's looking for an answer.
You couldn't escape!
4h <31hp 574m 469mv> [Exits: E]
Your poison scratches Kimril.
Kimril's crush maims Mutt!
Kimril's crush maims Mutt!
Your pain wounds Kimril.
Kimril blocks your attack with his shield.
Kimril's steel shards MASSACRE you! (There it is, steelshards got me! I think I've only ever taken this long to die when I got tripped-trample logged by a WM...)
You have been KILLED!!
A glass bracelet adorned with a tiamat's scale crumbles to dust.
A helm of spell-turning crumbles to dust.
Soulreaver's shadow crumbles to dust.
A segmented belt of crimson scales crumbles to dust.
A glass bracelet adorned with a demon tongue crumbles to dust.
Some poison barbed gauntlets crumbles to dust.
WOW, ^^ this sucks.
As the cold chill of death descends upon you Volgathras grants you yet another chance.
You have been granted a temporary sanctuary as an invincible ghost.
As long as you don't attack anything.
The Titanium Powerfists adorned with a demon tongue materializes into your hands.
The Ring of the Sea-Elves materializes into your hands.
A shifting fractal pendant materializes into your hands.
A black banner with three diagonal red slashes materializes into your hands.
This must have been one of the most stupid deaths I've ever taken. Once I stopped being mad about it, I thought it actually quite funny.
I edited out trying to use one more special thing, which - of course - didn't work either. If it rains it pours, after all :-)
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