Geoffram vs Zanzurok
Okay. Geoffram usually destroyed me every fight. He takes my standard and high tails it back to the Castle. I actually don’t mind because I know I can sit at the altar and he can’t ice storm spam me. Let’s see how this works..
You see a swirling vortex of fiery clouds. Seconds later flaming debris falls all around you.
You yell 'Help! I've just walked into Geoffram's firestorm!'
Geoffram's Firestorm decimates you!
A stairway below a Castle
Long, thick steps cut into the chasm wall lead up toward the castle above
you. The walls are stark, with naught but scrub brush covering them. There
is nothing around that could provide protection from those above you, or
from the elements around you. The wind howls as it runs through the chasm,
whipping at your clothes and equipment.
[Exits: north down]
[KNIGHT] |||||| A mighty Fortress looms over the area.
(Translucent) (White Aura) Geoffram is here, fighting YOU!
Without cover a black drake is peleted with flaming debris!
A black drake yells 'Help! I'm being attacked by Geoffram!'
Geoffram's Firestorm mauls a black drake.
A black drake flies in.
Geoffram has a few scratches.
Zanzurok: [97][===|===|===|===]
[HP:1202/1230 MN:316/454 MV:338/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 18hour>
fleu
No way! You are still fighting!
Geoffram has a few scratches.
Zanzurok: [97][===|===|===|===]
[HP:1202/1230 MN:316/454 MV:338/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 18hour> Huh?
You fire from the Bone Bow of Anduin and hit Geoffram with a couple shots.
The Bone Bow of Anduin's pierce maims Geoffram!
Geoffram parries your attack.
Your slice decimates Geoffram!
Your smash mauls Geoffram.
Geoffram parries your attack.
Geoffram's ice shield LACERATES you!
The raging storm of hellfire twists and sheers and then explodes in a fiery nova!
Geoffram's Firestorm MASSACRES you!
Geoffram's Firestorm maims a black drake!
You dual parry Geoffram's attack.
Geoffram has some small wounds and bruises.
Zanzurok: [88][===|===|===|==-]
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:338/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 18hour>
flee
You flee north from combat!
Nearing a Battlefield
As you step away from the chasm steps, you come upon a Castle, in the
distance, that has seen recent battle. Bodies are strewn casually on the
bloody ground here. The corpses of great Demons and armored Knights have
fallen in nearly equal quantities. From this vantage point you can see the
large holes on the sides of the castle walls caused by great machines of
war. The once great walls are nothing but a memory now, burned down by
scorching fires, leaving only smoldering rock as the only proof they were
ever there.
[Exits: north south]
A black drake flies in.
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:336/507]<73523gold 1725cps 18hour>
n
n
Before the Besieged Castle
The battlefield that you have been traversing straightens, and the impact
of the battle on the castle walls can be fully seen. Several towers from
the castle have been toppled over, or knocked down. Though the walls still
stand, they look to be only one more frontal assault away from collapsing.
Destroyed catapults, rams, and demonic warriors riddled by arrows lie
defeated on the ground here. Though for every one of their bodies, there
are at least three Knight counterparts.
[Exits: north east south]
A giant gleaming halberd.
A bleeding demon of nexus lies in the dirt here.
A black drake flies in.
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:334/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 18hour>
Before the Knight Cabal
You stand before the legendary castle of the Knights. A great stone
castle rises high into the air with grand towers and courtyards. You see
armored soldiers standing atop the ramparts, pacing back and forth, guarding
the walls. Pennants fly atop poles perched on the castle proper, gently
swaying in the breeze. Encircling the castle is a wide moat with a long
drawbridge crossing it, allowing traffic in and out of the courtyard.
[Exits: north south]
(White Aura) A large Knight clad in armor bars the way.
The Knight altar stands here.A black drake flies in.
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:332/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 18hour>
n
An armored Knight moves across and bars you from entering.
An armored Knight says 'None shall pass!'
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:332/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 18hour>
a
You are affected by the following:
Spell: berserk : modifies hp by 50 for 6 hours
: modifies ac by 40 for 6 hours
: modifies hitroll by 3 for 6 hours
: modifies damroll by 6 for 6 hours
Spell: sanctuary : for 6 hours
Spell: warcry : modifies savingspell by -6 for 23 hours
: modifies damroll by 3 for 23 hours
: modifies hitroll by 6 for 23 hours
Spell: serpent call : for 9 hours
Spell: drug use : for 15 hours
Spell: mounted : for 102 hours
Spell: life-insurance : for 28 hours
Spell: drug addiction : for 320 hours
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:332/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 18hour>
murder geoff
They aren't here.
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:332/507]<73523gold 1725cps 18hour>
murder geoff
They aren't here.
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
scan
You scan all around.
You scan north.
You scan east.
You scan south.
*** Range 1 (south) ***
A bleeding demon of nexus lies in the dirt here.
*** Range 3 (south) ***
(Translucent) (White Aura) Geoffram the Righteous Fire of the Light, Commander of the Black Watch
Guard is here.
You scan west.
You scan up.
You scan down.
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
scan
You scan all around.
You scan north.
You scan east.
You scan south.
*** Range 1 (south) ***
A bleeding demon of nexus lies in the dirt here.
*** Range 2 (south) ***
(Translucent) (White Aura) Geoffram the Righteous Fire of the Light, Commander of the Black Watch
Guard is here.
You scan west.You scan up.
You scan down.
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
scan
You scan all around.
You scan north.
You scan east.
You scan south.
*** Range 1 (south) ***
(Translucent) (White Aura) Geoffram the Righteous Fire of the Light, Commander of the Black Watch
Guard is here.
A bleeding demon of nexus lies in the dirt here.
You scan west.
You scan up.
You scan down.
[HP:1086/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
murder geoff
Geoffram yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Zanzurok!'
You fire from the Bone Bow of Anduin and hit Geoffram with a couple shots.
The Bone Bow of Anduin's pierce MUTILATES Geoffram!
Your smash decimates Geoffram!
Your slice mauls Geoffram.
Your slice mauls Geoffram.
Your smash decimates Geoffram!
Geoffram's ice shield LACERATES you!
Geoffram utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.The white aura around your body fades.
Geoffram has quite a few wounds.
Zanzurok: [84][===|===|===|==-]
[HP:1043/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
murder geoff
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
Geoffram parries your attack.
Your slice decimates Geoffram!
Your smash devastates Geoffram!
Your slice devastates Geoffram!
The Nimbus of Power hums with an inner energy.
You feel better.
Geoffram's ice shield MANGLES you!
You block Geoffram's attack and attempt to strike at the brief opening.
Your riposte wounds Geoffram.
You block Geoffram's attack and attempt to strike at the brief opening.
Your riposte wounds Geoffram.
Geoffram has quite a few wounds.
Zanzurok: [80][===|===|===|=--]
[HP:989/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
Geoffram utters the words, 'pzrrghcandusaw'.
The ground erupts as you are caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Geoffram's hellstream <<< ERADICATES >>> you! ———— NOT good..
That really did HURT!
Geoffram has quite a few wounds.
Zanzurok: [53][===|===|=--|---][HP:654/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
rme mono
You do the best you can!
You fire from the Bone Bow of Anduin and hit Geoffram with a couple shots.
The Bone Bow of Anduin's pierce maims Geoffram!
Your smash decimates Geoffram!
Your slice decimates Geoffram!
Your smash misses Geoffram.
Your smash decimates Geoffram!
Your slice decimates Geoffram!
Geoffram's ice shield MASSACRES you!
You dual parry Geoffram's attack.
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [46][===|===|---|---]
[HP:578/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
wear glim
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
Huh?
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [46][===|===|---|---]
[HP:578/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
You can't hold an item and use two weapons.
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [46][===|===|---|---]
Zanzurok: [46][===|===|---|---]
[HP:578/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
bran
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
You hold nothing in your hand.
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [46][===|===|---|---]
[HP:578/1230 MN:316/454 MV:342/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
flee
You flee south from combat!
=== RUN AWAY!! !===
A rocky trail inside the Chasm
You are now walking along a wide trail that steadily inclined to the
west. More white cliffs rise around you, but the warm sunshine that now
breaches the shallow canyon is a welcome change to the darkness below.
Thick fields of grasses are all around you now, and a balmy seabreeze
ruffles your hair as you walk.
[Exits: north south west]
( 2) (Glowing) A demon-faced talisman glares at you angrily.
[HP:578/1230 MN:316/454 MV:326/507]
wear gli
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
You hold a glimmering white staff in your hand.
[HP:578/1230 MN:316/454 MV:326/507]bran
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
You brandish a glimmering white staff.
You are surrounded by a white aura.
[HP:578/1230 MN:316/454 MV:326/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
Geoffram utters the words, 'uqz ghafw'.
Geoffram calls upon the forces of nature and creates a vortex of subzero temperature.
You yell 'Die! Geoffram, you sorcerous dog!'
Geoffram's ice storm === DISINTEGRATES === you! — Getting me **** pushed in…
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [29][===|=--|---|---]
[HP:368/1230 MN:316/454 MV:326/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
rem glim
You fire from the Bone Bow of Anduin and hit Geoffram with a couple shots.
The Bone Bow of Anduin's pierce MUTILATES Geoffram!
Geoffram parries your attack.
Your smash maims Geoffram!
Geoffram's ice shield devastates you!
You parry Geoffram's attack.
You block Geoffram's attack and attempt to strike at the brief opening.
Your riposte wounds Geoffram.
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [27][===|=--|---|---]
[HP:337/1230 MN:316/454 MV:326/507]<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
dual mono
flee
Geoffram parries your attack.
Geoffram parries your attack.
Your smash devastates Geoffram!
Geoffram's ice shield MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge Geoffram's attack.
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [24][===|---|---|---]
[HP:300/1230 MN:316/454 MV:326/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
You stop using a glimmering white staff.
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [24][===|---|---|---]
[HP:300/1230 MN:316/454 MV:326/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
You wield the Monorod in your off-hand.
You begin to move more carefuly, avoiding the Monorod's invisible yet deadly edge.
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [24][===|---|---|---]
[HP:300/1230 MN:316/454 MV:326/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
You flee west from combat!
= Gotta get to that altar.. =
[HP:300/1230 MN:316/454 MV:304/507]
n
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
n
Nearing a Battlefield
As you step away from the chasm steps, you come upon a Castle, in the
distance, that has seen recent battle. Bodies are strewn casually on the
bloody ground here. The corpses of great Demons and armored Knights have
fallen in nearly equal quantities. From this vantage point you can see the
large holes on the sides of the castle walls caused by great machines of
war. The once great walls are nothing but a memory now, burned down by
scorching fires, leaving only smoldering rock as the only proof they were
ever there.
[Exits: north south]
(Translucent) (White Aura) Geoffram the Righteous Fire of the Light, Commander of the Black Watch
Guard is here.
Geoffram utters the words, 'pzrrghcandusaw'.
You yell 'Die! Geoffram, you sorcerous dog!'
The ground erupts as you are caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Geoffram's hellstream MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [17][===|---|---|---]
[HP:217/1230 MN:316/454 MV:302/507]<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
No way! You are still fighting!
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [17][===|---|---|---]
[HP:217/1230 MN:316/454 MV:302/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
No way! You are still fighting!
Geoffram has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
Zanzurok: [17][===|---|---|---]
[HP:217/1230 MN:316/454 MV:302/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 19hour>
flee
You flee north from combat!
== ALTAR!!! GO!! ==
Before the Knight Cabal
This path is quiet, save for the sounds of crickets chirping softly in
the light of several torches set beside it. Faint lights in the distance attract your
attention and a castle can be seen, set high into the side of
the surrounding chasm. Your footfalls seem deafening in the silence.
[Exits: north south]
(Charmed) (White Aura) Zanzurok's black drake, its wings ready for flight.
(White Aura) A large Knight clad in armor bars the way.
The Knight altar stands here.
[HP:234/1230 MN:323/454 MV:324/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 20hour>
murder geoff
They aren't here.
[HP:234/1230 MN:323/454 MV:324/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 20hour>
murder geoff
They aren't here.
[HP:234/1230 MN:323/454 MV:324/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 20hour>
murder geoff
They aren't here.
[HP:234/1230 MN:323/454 MV:324/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 20hour>
murder geoff
They aren't here.
[HP:234/1230 MN:323/454 MV:324/507]<73523gold 1725cps 20hour>
murder geoff
Geoffram yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Zanzurok!'
You fire from the Bone Bow of Anduin and hit Geoffram with one shot.
The Bone Bow of Anduin's pierce devastates Geoffram!
Geoffram parries your attack.
Your slice mauls Geoffram.
Your smash decimates Geoffram!
Geoffram's ice shield DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Geoffram utters the words, 'pzrrghcandusaw'.
The ground erupts as you are caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Geoffram's hellstream MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Geoffram looks pretty hurt.
Zanzurok: [8][=--|---|---|---]
[HP:99/1230 MN:323/454 MV:324/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 20hour>
murder geoff
Your smash decimates Geoffram!
Your slice decimates Geoffram!
Your smash mauls Geoffram.
A spray of blood shoots forth from Geoffram's wound!
Geoffram's ice shield LACERATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your blood loss scratches Geoffram.
You dodge Geoffram's attack.
Geoffram is in awful condition.
Zanzurok: [4][=--|---|---|---]
[HP:53/1230 MN:323/454 MV:324/507]
<73523gold 1725cps 20hour>
You do the best you can!
You fire from the Bone Bow of Anduin and hit Geoffram with a couple shots.
The Bone Bow of Anduin's pierce maims Geoffram!
Your smash maims Geoffram!
Your slice devastates Geoffram!
Your slice mauls Geoffram.
Geoffram is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your slice LACERATES Geoffram!
At the last moment you halt your deathblow.
Geoffram manages to cover his wounds and halt the bleeding.
[HP:53/1230 MN:323/454 MV:324/507]
= Sometimes when you go HAM it pays off..
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