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Chayesh's bless

can someone buff this? it's the worst bless in the game, at least put a +save vs spell or something.

Are you kidding? Just because you didn't get anything out of it, it's junk? Au contraire!

Every time you commune my blessing, somewhere, somehow, a mime dies.

Just be happy it didnt find a way to burn you one way or another.

Actually, in answer to the original poster, you might be surprised to find that bless, mine or any other religion's, does many different things depending on class, specific religion, and rank.

Actually' date=' in answer to the original poster, you might be surprised to find that bless, mine or any other religion's, does many different things depending on class, specific religion, and rank.[/quote']

On top of killing mimes.

Yeah...and that.

[NARRATOR] "This has been a public service announcement from the Commission for a Mime-Free Aabahran."

Classic! LOL!

that should be the next class, Mime.

Nah, then the bless from Chayesh would be overpowered

Nah' date=' then the bless from Chayesh would be overpowered [/quote']

Nice.

I like to freak out those who warcry for me by suddenly appearing.

Pfft.

You yell, 'Chayesh, bless me with your power.'
Chayesh appears in a swirling mist.
Chayesh says seductively, "Alright baby, but it's going to cost you."
Chayesh begins to unbutton his sequined vest to the tune of some imaginary beat.
You yell, 'Help, Chayesh tried to touch me!'
Chayesh's life drain decimates you!
You have been paralyzed!
You have been afflicted by an onslaught of venereal diseases.
Your genital herpes scratches you.
Affect:
Spell: AIDS: for 900 hours
Spell: The Clap: permanently
Spell: Genital Herpes: permanently
 : for 72 hours
Spell: Warcry: affects hitroll by -1 for 20 hours
 : affects damroll by -1 for 20 hours

I like to freak out those who warcry for me by suddenly appearing.

It'd be stranger if someone warcried for the one god and it appeared... hehe, or an atheist/agnostic warcry (which really should be changed... if an atheist believes in no gods, why would he call to a Creator?).

The One God doesn't believe in atheists.

Yea, neither do I.

The One God doesn't believe in atheists.

Nor do we believe in God.

Does a sleeping man believe in the dream, or does the dream belive in the sleeping man?

(which really should be changed... if an atheist believes in no gods, why would he call to a Creator?).

Everytime I see an atheist warcry I think Creator = Mother.

The atheist warcries, "Mother, I bring forth your fury!"

Bright forth your power...

I don't think Bright Light can afford a warrior much assistance.

Bright forth your power...

I don't think Bright Light can afford a warrior much assistance.

I don't know what your talking about.

Is one of the best blesses you can get for a purpose.

Think of it like this, you are calling to some "being" that you believe in or may not believe in and bring yourself into a kind of rage. This "blesses" or "grants" you with better stats such as hitroll damroll saves etc. It is like getting a morale boost. And there is nothing wrong with Chayesh's bless. If I read one more yell on my mud screen I'm going to do something drastic.